Nothing to See Here
Life around these parts is easy for a poor family like us. We work hard, dodge the tourists and when the day is over we get to enjoy the after hours at places like this. It's going to be a little more difficult to do so now that my family's hometown has been voted the Most Beautiful Place in America.
It was only a matter of time before our best kept secret was blown wide open. I'm pretty sure we can grudgingly share. SO LONG AS the rest of you visitors pick up after yourselves and play nicely!