Queasy Sick Buyer's Remorse & Burnt Plastic

Buying Christmas presents for Rick always gets put off until crunch time
because I just can't get rid of him. This year my shopping has been head
craned staring at the bathroom, while frantically perusing the net hoping he
doesn't shower too quickly.

So today, for the Magician Man in my life, I bought the most F@#$%ING
expensive decks of cards ever! Of course $22.00 of the obscene cost was the
express shipping, but still. They better be damn cool cards that make David
Blaine look like a chump!