I realize that this is old news because, as everyone knows, once you become a mom, you forfeit any ounce of coolness regardless of age. On the way home I heard Britney's own version of "My Prerogative."
Britney, I realize that you're a big girl now, and the big bad world is trying to get you down because it is jealous of you and your vast talent, but...
Do you think covering a song originally sung by a coke-junkie, wife beater is really the best way to shout to the world that you are your own strong woman? How about the sexual overtones of Bobby's first version? Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose too?
Oh, okay. I guess not. Thanks Britney, for sending all those girls such a cleanly and well-guided message.