This one is inspired by all of the shee-shee, foo-foo rich wives that walk into the bank on a near daily basis. They spend hundreds of dollars on upkeep, and spackle the make-up on with one sole purpose: Clinging to their youth. And boy, do they cling. I wish I could say that it works, but underneath all of that silicone and disdain I can still see their wrinkles and freckled leather. Skin! I mean skin!