Is it so wrong of me to want to name a new fish Marlon Brando?

I think he'd fit right in with Captain Ahab and Captain Nemo, Tiger Woods, IceMan & Meverick, the two nameless clear freaks, and Mini Sucks. And I'm sure at this point (should this ever be read) many of you are thinking what kind of sad person would rather talk about her fish than her own cute daughter?

The same twisted person who will go buy a fish just to name it Marlon Brando.


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